I guess Don Juan was a pretty good producer. Okay, maybe this won’t be so bad after all.

Man… This shit really caught me off guard. I was not expecting this… These features are way better than I was expecting them to be. What the fuck? Is that Tech on the hook? He sounds different… Woah. Rock Money sounds really good on this second verse too. This is like G-Funk mixed with Horrorcore. This sounds like some classic West Coast shit. …Hannibal Lector? Really? Jesus fucking Christ… I swear the people with whom Tech N9ne works choose the worst fucking names… Whatever. I still think it’s wack af, but it’s just an intro, so I’ll give it a pass. I think it was a mistake to give this song a rating. Uh… Okay, so I guess this is the same track that I gave a 1 to on Absolute Power. MAYBE I’ll change my mind in the future, but I’ve had enough. After The Worst & The Calm Before The Storm, I’m fucking done. I’m not listening to 34 fucking songs by Tech N9ne.

I’m sorry guys, but I’m not gonna review The Storm. Anyway, lemme just go ahead and get this bullshit outta the way. There’s no way that’s gonna be a good song. There’s a song on this project called Planet Rock 2K. I mean, I’ve never actually listened to an ICP project, but I’m sure it would be just as terrible as Tech N9ne’s worst album. It’s almost as bad as a fucking Insane Clown Posse album. Why did I do this to myself? What the fuck was I thinking? Tech N9ne’s music is fucking horrific. It’s by no coincidence that his latest label-wide collaborative project was named Dominion – Tech N9ne will not stop until he and Strange Music have completely dominated the world of hip-hop and beyond.Why. Everyone from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to Elton John has been spotted bumping Tech N9ne records, a testament to constant reinvention and inarguable excellence that has become standard of Tech’s work. Tech’s multi-faceted skillset has not gone unrecognized by artists of all genres, exemplified by collaborations with such diverse artists as The Doors, Slipknot’s Corey Taylor, Eminem, and Boyz II Men, to name just a few. In less than two decades, Tech himself has earned three gold records, sold over two million albums, and made multiple appearances on Forbes’s “Hip-Hop Cash Kings” list. Tech’s unparalleled tour schedule and signature rapid-fire “chopper” style combined with the business acumen of Strange Music CEO Travis O’Guin have molded Strange Music into the number one independent hip-hop label in the world. The independent underground would not be what it is today without pioneers like Strange Music cofounder Tech N9ne.

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